I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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