This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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