All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
Hippo gnu deer
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
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