Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
no. you can't hotbox the world.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
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