Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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