Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
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