i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
We have so much sex to catch up on
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
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