? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
well you can't waste a boner
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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