yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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