Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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