I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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