Kiss
Puke
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
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