Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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