I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
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