good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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