Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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