Nicole vs. Life
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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