found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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