fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
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