How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
I use my feet as sexual weapons
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
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