Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
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