apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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