Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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