I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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