Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
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