just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
My day in three words: secret purse cake
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
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