So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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