i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
Randomize
