Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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