make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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