I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
You ruined the universe
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
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