who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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