Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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