Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
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