You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
she told me i tasted like america
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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