it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
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