Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
Randomize
