dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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