i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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