What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
Randomize
