Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
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