Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize