Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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