whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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