3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
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