Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
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