I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
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