I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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