love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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