Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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