Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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