I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
i would punch a child for taco bell
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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