My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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