She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
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